Desperado (1995)
Actiune, Comedie, Thriller, crima November 30th. 2009, 8:00pm
Nota mea: 
“This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, “Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I’m gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop.” The bartender looks. I mean, we’re talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, “Now wait, let me get this strait. You’re tryin’ to tell me you’ll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?” Customer looks up and says, “That’s right.” Bartender says, “Young man, you got a bet.” The guy goes, “Okay, here we go. Here we go.” Pulls out his thing. He’s lookin’ at the glass, man. He’s thinkin’ about the glass. He’s thinkin’ about the glass. Glass. He’s thinkin’ about the glass, glass. Thinkin’ about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he’s pisses all over the place, man. He’s pissin’ on the bar. He pissin’ on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He’s pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he’s laughing his fuckin’ ass off. He’s $300 richer. He’s like, “Ha, ha, ha, ha!” Piss dripping off his face. “Ha, ha, ha, ha!” He says, “You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta.” Guy goes, “Excuse me just one-one little second.” Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there’s a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, “Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300.” And the bartender’s like, “What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!” The guy says, “Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you’d be happy.””
Gluma de mai sus, transpusa excelent de Tarantino, prin gesturi si vorbe, reprezinta una dintre scenele care mi-au ramas intiparite in minte de la prima vizionare a acestei minunate povesti. L-ati vazut cu totii! Stiti ca e fantastic! Aseara am reauzit piesa celebra, “Morena De Mi Corazón” cantata de Banderas si Los Lobos. Si mi-a venit o pofta nebuna sa-l revad pentru a nu stiu cata oara.
Ca de fiecare data, in functie de starea mea, e diferit! Dar la fel de bun. Cat de inspirat sa fi fost Robert Rodriguez acum 14 ani sa faca un “action movie” major ca “Desperado? Ce zic eu 14 ani? Stim cu totii ca intai a fost “El mariachi” din 1992. Dar nu e loc de detalii…
Trebuie sa-l laud pe Banderas, sarmant, dur, sexos, neinfricat… eroul perfect. El mariachi al nostru porneste intr-o vanatoare asidua care va avea ca rezultat un morman de cadavre. Doreste sa se razbune pe Bucho, un gangster local. So what?! Important e ca, on the way, o intalneste pe bomba sexy, Carolina, interpretata de o Salma Hayek senzational de frumoasa. Prima data cand am vazut “Desperado” am ramas fermecat de aceasta “mujer latina”. Ai, mamita! La fel sunt si acum, fie vorba intre noi! Fiinta asta emana senzualitate prin fiecare por al pielii, scena de sex dintre cei doi devenind deja clasica. Nice boobs, by the way!
Totul e perfect in acest film! Barul, actorii hispanici, armele, chitara, copilul cu drogurile, replicile, luptatorii lui Bucho, femeia fatala, replicile… Din pacate, continuarea din 2003, “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” nu s-a ridicat la inaltimea asteptarilor mele. Asta desi nume mari ca Johnny Depp, Enrique Iglesias si Eva Mendes s-au alaturat celor doua staruri mentionate mai sus.
Raman cu parerea ca “Desperado” este un film clasic pe care il voi mai revedea cu placere de mai multe ori in anii ce mi-au ramas. Nu pot spune acelasi lucru despre multe alte titluri. Ceea ce ma indeamna sa va recomand sa-l vizionati la randul vostru ori de cate ori aveti ocazia!
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